4/1/2006 Topic

Today's Topic:

Divorce...

You guys may have noticed that there have been a lack of updates and topics lately, work has been rough, but really my personal life has been awful lately, a lot of fighting between me and my wife about money, mother in law, being pregnant again (she hinted that the baby may not be mine), etc, etc, has led to our separation. I am officially living back at my parents house and it doesn't look good for getting back together in the short term.. Anyone single still out there like Zan, don't get married!! Immediately get off the date sites!! Anyway, that's what's going on with me, and I'm sick over this so the updates may be less and less in the coming weeks, I guess I can give some updates, but my ex-wife probably is going to get everything she can from me and that will really suck the life out of me even more....

3/28/06 Topic

Here is one of those stupid e-mail that people send and they think it's SOOOOOOO funny and it turns out to be awful... The title of the e-mail sent by my aunt was:

This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how....

3/24/06 Topic

Today's Topic is the NCAA tourney and/or college basketball..

Tell any story related to the tournament or college basketball.. My story would be the 1987 Toruney. My dad went to Temple and that made me a Temple fan. With Marc Macon I think they won like 15 straight games or something and were ranked #1. I had high hopes for them, but they lost to Duke in the game to get them to the Final Four.. I never forget following the team that year and being real hopeful. I don't think Macon did that much after that year, but it was a great run.

SO SORRY THIS YEAR, DUKE!!!

3/23/06 Topic

I was out yesterday, my kid was sick

Today's topic is the weather, it 2 days into spring and it's still cold.. WTF?? When is it going to get warm? My question is what do you prefer cold weather or hot weather..

3/21/06 Topic

Guest Post Tuesday with your host, Goduke:

So all this talk of the Eagles lately, on the Schleaf-blog and its all that anyone on WIP talks about... What about the Phillies? They have the 2nd best record in spring training 12-6, they are in the bottom 5 in runs allowed. Utley is a stud, Howard is a monster... you know Burrell will get his 30 and 100, same with Abreu, and now we have someone in the outfield in Rowand that will actuall hustle. How come no excitement about the Phightin's? I know we'll get let down again in September, but until then I for one have decided to be more then mildly interested... Thoughts?

3/20/06 Topic

Today's Topic is T.O

With T.O. being a Cowboy will you cheer him or boo him? I am seriously thinking about converting into a cowboy fan, I just get so annoyed how Eagle Management thinks they know everything and never admit to making any mistake. Anyone else get annoyed be Eagle Managment??? This is a vent session!!

3/17/06 Topic

Today's Topic:

Today's topic is one of sports. It's your Philadelphia Eagles!!! They signed Jabar Gafney to replace T.O. I think it's a GOOD move. Gafney played for a bad team, Texans, and a bad offense. I think he can be a good receiver and good in the West coast offense. Great signing!! Wat do you guys think?!?

3/16/06 Topic

Today's Topic is:

Would you rather....

I'll probably do this a few times, but here is a hypothetical question.

If you had the choice of HAVING to sleep with the ugliest woman in the world, picture 500 pounds, no teeth and an ungodly smell or you choice of any man in the world, what would you choose? Gibby says everyone of you would choose the nasty woman, and I'm right there with ya... But post what would you choose...

03/15/06 Topic

Today's Topic is:

Bathroom room reading, I think one of my biggest pet peeves in life is in the bathroom when someone leaves behind a magazine for reading they always rip off the address label so you can't read who left the magazine. Am I the only person to whom this bothers? What will happen if I see that John Doe Left a magazine in the stall? Maybe John Doe wants me to think he shits at home? Or maybe god forbid I find out where John Doe lives... Just a pet peeve of mine... Does anyone here rip off the label? Defend yourself if you do.. What's the reason to rip it off!! Am I completely nuts for getting peeved by this? Is this the most I've typed on here in a year?

3/14/06 Topic

Today's Topic is a guest post from Godukego:

Ok... so an email came across my Inbox that referenced a guy named "Steve Sprinkle" For some reason that just cracked me up. And got me to thinking about funny names, real names that people have to live with. How do you make it through life being Steve Sprinkle... or for example, God Shamgod (used to play college bball for UConn). So what other names have you heard, or people do you know with funny ass names?

3/13/06 Topic

I know it's late in the day, but I've been busy doing stuff...


Today's Topic is

SOPRANOS!!!

For those of you taht saw it, I thought it was a lackluster episode till the last 10 minutes and then it became AWESOME!! Is Tony dead? He can't be, I wonder how he gets saved.?!?!? What direction do you think the season is going? I think Chrisopher will take over eventually.. Well let's see.

3/09/06 Topic

Today Topic:

Your favorite story about our very own Reverse. I think everyone here knows him to some degree, so what's you favorite story about him??

My personal favorite:

We went to a bar, he wasn't having a good time so he walked home, a good 7 mile walk. He didn't tell anyone he left, he just disappeared, we thought he met a girl or something. That's my favorite Reverse story.. What's yours!!! I would even like Reverse to tell his favorite Reverse story! I'm sure Los has a good one or two...

3/08/06 Topic

Today Topic is:

Too much?? Let's be honest this blog blows anymore. I think one reason is that I am posting every day and I'm out of cake, it doesn't help goduke isn't around this week, but I really got nothing.. So Should I post Tuesday and Thursday only to cut back? Los posts MWF I hit the two TTS??

Your thought?

3/07/06 Topic

Today's topic is:

Cingular wireless!$#^%&&

Since last Thursday the 2nd of March, my text messaging has NOT been working and it's killing me because I use it for work. The assured me that it will be working by 5:00 pm today, so I'm sure it won't work.. Anyone else having this problem?

3/04/06 Topic

Today's topic is:

POKER!!!

It is a pretty well known fact people remember bad beats or hands they have lost over hands they have won. For those of you that play list a hand you remember good or bad..

My hand(7 card stud:)

(10C,Jack C,Queen Club)

4th card

King CLub

5 th card 9 heart

6th card King Diamonds

7th Card 2 spade


I lost to 4 of a kind. I had a straight, but if I hit a Ace of club or 9 of club I could have owned his house...

3/03/06 Topic

Today's topic is:

Well, since it's spring training for the phillies, today's topic is baseball trivia or any trivia question.. My favorite baseball trivia question:

Which player hit 52 Homeruns in 1977?? Which person on this blog once hooked up with a 400 pound girl?? Answers to come later...

3/02/06 Topic

Today's Topic is:

The agony of defeat. With Duke losing yesterday, it got me thinking, as sports fans, which loss (no matter what team you like) was the worst for you to take? Being a Philadelphia sports fan, there are SO manu, but I'd say the 1993 world series was the worst to take for me...

3/01/06 Topic

Today's Topic is a guest post from GoDuke. He normally posts on guest post Tuesday, but his pussy was a little sore yesterday.

Goduke's lame ass topic:

Being sick... it sucks being sick, especially when you are more or less stuck on the couch or in bed and can't do anything. Its the worst, feeling like a burden. It sure was nice though, my wife took good care of me.