3/09/06 Topic
Today Topic:
Your favorite story about our very own Reverse. I think everyone here knows him to some degree, so what's you favorite story about him??
My personal favorite:
We went to a bar, he wasn't having a good time so he walked home, a good 7 mile walk. He didn't tell anyone he left, he just disappeared, we thought he met a girl or something. That's my favorite Reverse story.. What's yours!!! I would even like Reverse to tell his favorite Reverse story! I'm sure Los has a good one or two...
Your favorite story about our very own Reverse. I think everyone here knows him to some degree, so what's you favorite story about him??
My personal favorite:
We went to a bar, he wasn't having a good time so he walked home, a good 7 mile walk. He didn't tell anyone he left, he just disappeared, we thought he met a girl or something. That's my favorite Reverse story.. What's yours!!! I would even like Reverse to tell his favorite Reverse story! I'm sure Los has a good one or two...
posted by Schleaf at 8:54 AM
3 Comments:
There are so damn many.
Hooking up with two Medford lake girls within a 10min period, without either of them knowing. Winking at both of them while they were standing next to one another and they both winked back. Then getting caught for the act a week later at the Cherry Hill Bowling ally … that didn’t go well.
The Adriana story still holds up. I got seduced by one of my sister’s friends at my house. One of the hottest girls ever I slept with. She slept over for a week at my parents. Then she came on to me the final night she stayed at the house. I had to run out to my car to get a condom with nothing but my sweat pants on (that took 30 seconds). After we did it. She left my room after about a ½ hour. Then I called Jeff at some ungodly hour to fill him in on the details. It was something out of the movies…it was GREAT!
Getting my car stuck in a ditch behind the Rangers house in Atco holds up still. This is the story where I lost my floor mats…No time to tell the full story right now.
Almost getting my ass kicked by a couple of hicks down in Marco Island, FL. Two of my buddies and myself were hooking up with some hotties that night. We were on the beach, I remember the moon was huge that night. Then what at the time felt like a typical beach movie we found ourselves surrounded by at least 7 – 10 drunk Floridians I was asked “Yo… you know how to Box?” My reply, ”Nope…but I know ti kwan do!” Needless to say the bluff saved my ass. The 10 assholes backed off believing the bluff… we proceeded to take the ladies back to their hotel for a little whoopee. I think we may have the hole thing on video somewhere. It was brilliant. I need to check with Clavner.
That’s all my tales for today.
Our company had a holiday party (Christmas party), and a few of us (including Reverse) were drinking some free rum and cokes (the best kind). Reverse started showing signs of intoxication, and then proceeded to tell us that he is the greatest dancer around. Then he showed us the moves he used to pick up his wife. After that, he bent the ear of our boss for like 1/2 hour (one could tell that our boss was tiring of the conversation). As I was leaving, I told Reverse to be careful on the ride home. The following Monday, I asked Reverse how the party was after I left, and he responded, "How should I know, I left before you."
The story where "reverse!" originated.
Or holding the ace of hearts.
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