Here's a bone

Maybe my next post will be in another month or two, but I want everyone to know I have a new life long dream and here it is:

To be on the Game Show Family Feud and to have Richard Dawson say:

We surveyed 100 people and asked them:

Name a word that isn't a verb used in everyday society but should be:

I buzz in real fast and say:

"DOLLARED"

Richard dawson then says "Show me Dollared"

That replaced my old life long dream of driving to the skating rink...

5/22/06 Topic

Today's topic is the party. This past weekend was my son's 1st birthday, it went well, he got lots of gifts, but there was a lot of fun.. Sorry you didn't get an invite, Los, next time...

I LOVE GIANTESS PORN

Mostly the text porn.. its some good shit!

Today's like crap

Today is like crap.. I've been working out and I worked my biceps yesterday and I must have done too much because my left arm is so sore I can only bend it halfway. My noisy ass mother in law made so much noise this morning she woke me and my kid up, so I've been up since like 6:00.. Today I'm just not a happy camper.. Devon get the fucking Violin..

5/08/06 Topic

Today's topic is #$!$!$#@ party!

Saturday May 20th is my child 1st birthday party and my wife has me working like a dog, getting everything ready, buliding a playground area, cleaning... Now my grill isn't working right and it has to for the party.. So basically for all you people without children, you have been warned..

5/02/06

Today's Topic:

Lego my ego! If you havn't already you should go to the store and buy ego cereal, it's the greatest cereal ever! Also the Phils came from behind 5-1 to win yesterday's game against Dontrell, is this the turning point of the season? Flyer's win today, and lose game 7 and screw us again. Just assorted rumblings.. Comment as you like

5/01/06 Topic

Today's Topic is:

Your Philadelphia Eagles' Draft.

Every year I typically scratch my head thinking, they suck, why did they draft him? This year I loved their draft! Bunkley is a nice fit and I think he steps in right away and makes a difference, and Justice is another guy that comes in and starts. The Eagles were thinking of drafting him in the 1st round, and they move up and get him #2? That's craZy! Their third pick Gocong, is a guy that has my scratching my head, but maybe he plays LB? Their next great pick was Max Jean Giles.. He will come in and start and be a good guard.. Avant, I don't know he may get some catches, but I am thinking Billy McMullen, a few catches no major impact. Jeremy bloom I like as a skier and a return guy, he might be exciting.. The other two picks are meaningless. Overall I give the birds and "A". I would have liked to see them do more at receiver, but they got 2 quality limeman and if you can protect the quarterback, even Lino could get open.. That's right even Lino!!

4/28/06 Topic

Today's Topic is:

CHAI

Yesterday duting a 45 minute Tea time, outside of Cooper River in our wonderful garden, the subject came up if I could make Chai like starbucks does. So I made some Iced chai for Gibby and the gang. Later I will update the blog to see if I did as good. Hopefully I will post "You challenged me and lost"

Who else wants the Iced Chai?

4/27/06 Topic

Today's topis is:

SLUT!

There is this woman at work that I know has slept with 2-3 people here. She's been married 7 times and has 3 children, 2 grandchilden she's like 45 years old and as scuzzy as they come. She recently started sleeping with this consultant at work and now she's pregnant with twins and going to marry him. Did I mention one of her children is bi-racial and has down syndrome? It's crazy. Her oldest daughter is like 25 and smokes crack and has a crack baby that she takes care of. I feel bad for the consultant he's a nice guy and has NO idea what he's getting into..

04/26/06

Today's Topic:

I can see my Cock again!

For the first time since 2002 I can just about see my penis again. I am down in the 180s, down 30 pounds, the joke is a still have 30 - 40 more pounds to go... It's so hard losing weight, but I've never felt better and I hope I can continue my weight loss...

SCHLEAFETTE

Today's topic is:

My next baby will be a baby girl! Lauren Elizabeth Silverman is expected to be born in September. She'll be in a pre-arranged marriage with baby Reverse.. I was thrilled to find out we're having a girl, the best part was telling my friend Six Ball (aka Kevin) and he said, what was the first one, a boy? Nice friend, he's just evil in his heart.. Well that's today's topic, you can comment or not comment whudever..

4/21/06 Topic

Ater a eternity of not posting, I'm back baby!! With very exciting news:

CBS Radio has found a clever solution to its morning problem: that is, the low-rated David Lee Roth, who in January succeeded Howard Stern on seven stations.
I hear that CBS is about to bring in - actually rehire - the XM satellite bad-boy team of Opie & Anthony to do a morning show in three or four markets, including Philly's "Free FM" station, WYSP (94.1).
XM and CBS right now are dotting the i's on a bold, hitherto unthinkable partnership of pay radio and free radio. Opie & Anthony, now heard on XM from 7 to 11 a.m., will continue on XM Channel 202. Times for the syndicated CBS show have not been set. It may start as soon as May 1.
Reps for the media companies wouldn't talk about it yesterday in advance of an announcement. Perhaps they're choosing to distance the news further from Holy Week. Remember that CBS - then known as Infinity - fired O&A in 2002 after their show described a couple having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York. O&A at the time was doing monstrous ratings. XM hired them two years later. In January, Stern started on Sirius in the mornings.
Details of a two-year agreement are being worked out at the top between CBS's Joel Hollander and XM's Hugh Panero. One point is said to be certain: It will not be a simulcast. An FCC-wary CBS wants to keep its hand on the hot button, while XM can carry whatever it wants.
Under the scenario I hear, CBS will get O&A in Philly, New York, Boston and possibly Washington. (CBS's Free FM station in D.C. now airs a show called The Junkies.) It was not clear yesterday how CBS would cover mornings in Roth's other cities: Dallas, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and West Palm Beach.
The desired effect: XM, with about double the subscribers of Sirius, would gain additional revenue and exposure. CBS would get an established show in several large markets.
By all measures - ratings and ad billings - Diamond Dave's show is a lump of coal. In fairness, any radio rookie who succeeded Stern was pretty much destined to be toast.

This is huge news. O & A are back on regular radio...

If you remember them from back on 94.1 WYSP they are SOOOOOOOOO funny... This is very exciting and fantastic...


LONG LIVE O&A and XM

XM RULES!!!!

4/05/06 Topic

Todays' topic:

Worthless co-workers. I have this one co-worker that is really completely and utterly useless. Ever work with someone that is completely awful? Today is what something so EASY, and a simple SQL statement is all it took, but that person couldn't figure it out.. It's just amazing to me..

4/03/2006 Topic

Today's topic is a segway from Friday.

April fools jokes.. Besides my little joke, what is the best or one of the best April fool's days jokes you've ever expierenced? Mine is my blog post of course!?!?