Topic 2/09/06
Today's topic is Movies... In a desperate move to get my friend "Six Ball" to post, I tried to make a topic he might post to, it was that or poker. So What is everyone's favorite movie quotes? Two of mine are:
1) You can't handle the truth -- A few good men
2) Kneel before Zod --- Superman 2
1) You can't handle the truth -- A few good men
2) Kneel before Zod --- Superman 2
posted by Schleaf at 9:46 AM
11 Comments:
Thanks for the post Tom, how have you been anyway?
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers
"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
"I swear to God..."
"SWEAR TO ME!"
Batman Begins
You're not the devil. You're practice.
Bruce Wayne
Just about every other fucking line from the Matrix.
What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Matrix - Morpheus
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
463n7 Sm!7h - Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
Airplane:
You have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor
Office Space:
Dom Portwood: Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
Ace Ventura... Mrs. Finkle
"If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!"
"They're betting on Richards out there!"
"Bullshit!"
Richard Dawson & Jesse "The Body" Ventura in 'The Running Man'
"I ain't got time to bleed."
- Jesse "The Body" Ventura (again), but this time, from 'Predator'
Crazy kid (Johnny) from Better Off Dead...
"I want my two dollars!"
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